Here we go.

 " trillions of drifting atoms had to assemble in an intricate obliging manner to create you. Its an arrangement so specialized and particular that it has never been tried before and will only exist this once. for the next many years, we hope these tiny particles will uncomplainingly engage in all the billions of deft, cooperative efforts necessary to keep you intact and let you experience the supremely agreeable but generally underappreciated state known as existence". - Bill Bryson, author of " A Short History of Nearly Everything". 

and those are my parental units. 

on a mountain and in the sand.